December 2011
I've never had a New Years kiss.
I had such a good night, I’m home before midnight, but I don’t care, I went to nando’s with a small group of my good friends, and it was really nice, I fell completely in love with the waiter, he was gorg! Then we went to sheesha, and when we was walking in some complete pedophile grabbed my friends bum and said “nice pussy” was a bit creepy. The man in sheesha told...
Doctor: Are you sexually active
Me: Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
